Tuesday, May 31, 2011

A Cover For My Nook Color

I bought a Nook Color recently and I highly recommend it to you as an ereader and as an Android tablet.  It connects to wifi and I can get my email, browse the web, play some games, read books, watch movies and listen to music or audiobooks on it.  It is compatible with most of the ebooks we have available for checkout at the library and it just frikkin rocks.  I have a lot of gaming books loaded on it as well as my pulp fiction, dolly parton music and some movies.  Forgetting Sarah Marshall was surprisingly good.


Right away I knew I had to have some sort of case to protect the screen from scratches and the whole thing from bumps and bruises that come along with Real Life.  In the car, on an hour-long ride, I crocheted a case.

It is simple, it is functional and I like it.  I've also gotten lots of compliments on it.  My spouse thinks it looks too much like a purse because I put a handle on it.  To him I say, SUFFER!

Would you like to make one too?
  • Get out your crochet hook - size H and a skein of that super cheap acrylic yarn in a color you like.  Chain 40 and crochet that together.  You've made a ring that will be the top of the case.
  • Begin Single Crochet around and around for 30 rows.  Just long enough to slip your Nook into.
  • The last row you want to flatten the tube you've been making and Single Crochet across to "sew" it together.  Now it is no longer a tube, it is a pouch.
  • At the other end Chain 4 and then Double Crochet x 3, repeat 14 times then attach to the other side in a single crochet to "sew" it on.  This will torment your Spouse with a handle which will make it look like a girly purse.

Voila - you have spent about an hour and now have a Nook Color case just like mine.  Simple, Functional, Like a Girly Purse.  All for the low low price of whatever that yarn cost you - probably somewhere around $3.00 because you won't have used the whole skein of yarn.

This creative endeavor was a success.  It was inexpensive, I did not make any significant mistakes in its creation and I've gotten compliments on the end product.





Monday, May 30, 2011

My Really Crappy Etsy Shop

I suck at etsy. I have an etsy shop. If you wish, you may contact me there and commission something. I'd love the business. I've had an etsy shop since 1996. I've made 21 sales. My feedback is 100% positive. 28 etsy users have favorited me. They are probably mostly my friends. Thanks friends. I am a member of AWL - Association of Workers in Leather.

But seriously, etsy is for cool kids. Etsy loves to highlight the shops of cool people - hipsters, hippies, fashionistas...Let's just make it clear - I'm not a cool kid. I'm not a hipster. I'm not a hippie. I'm not a fashionista. I'm a geek and not even as geeky as I should be to have real geek cred. Ergo I'm not cool enough for etsy to feature.

Etsy loves artsy fartsy photos with skinny models. My photos will show you what I've made but they aren't photoshopped or fancied up. I know some skinny people but I haven't asked them to model my leather masks. I have a copy of gimp on my computer and I have an okay digital camera, but really I haven't taken the time to figure out how to sexy up my photos so they're etsy-tastic. Ergo etsy will never put one of my items on the front page of featured items.

Etsy loves people who are really active - they post new stuff every frikkin day. I've got a day job - nay- a career and I don't have the time nor inclination to spend an hour a day updating my shop. Ergo etsy doesn't have my items show up in the most recently posted because they aren't recently posted.

What does this equal? A Really Crappy Etsy Shop. At least I've never been featured on Regretsy.

A Paradigm Shift

I - on the advice of my very smart spouse - have undergone a paradigm shift. Now the horribly neglected Constantly Creating will be more dynamic and the focus of the stuff I'm doing.

I was trying to make a business out of my hobby - making things. I had a skewed idea that I was going to make some money out of this. I got a tax id number, a business license and I even signed up to have tables at conventions and craft shows. The success of this - monetarily - was a spectacular failure. I have had a net loss in this area two years running. But I have paid my taxes and kept my paperwork.

What has been successful, for me, has been the satisfaction of making things and seeing other people wear and enjoy them. Figuring out what to make and how to make it is a pleasure for me. It is a puzzle to solve and the satisfaction of that is...what makes me want to do it again and again.

What don't I like? Sweatshop work. I don't like to do the same thing again and again.

What does this have to do with this silly blog? The paradigm shift. If you follow along, you'll get a glimpse into my creative process as I chronicle it. You'll learn a little something with me when I succeed and get a chuckle from my failed attempts.

So if you care to - read on...