Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Delinquent Blogger Checks In

Now all three of my followers, I am sorry to have let you down over the past week.  We have had part of our house removed and gigantic holes dug into our yard.  Last night I came home to three of my fruit trees having been cut down - the apple, the lemon and another which I think was an apricot that had finally actually gotten fruit on it.  All in the cause of replacing the walkway with a real deck.  It isn't a real deck yet - it is the dcream of a deck that is sitting in pieces at Newark Fence Company's warehouse...

This week they redug the holes for piers because they had to go down 8 feet.  Yes - 8 feet deep holes in the ground to fasten the deck to our house.  Mind you, the previous "deck" had piers that were only concrete "feet" that sat on the ground.  So when the earthquake comes, I know where to go - onto the deck which will be up to seismic code.

When the deck is actually finished - in maybe 3 weeks is my generous estimate - I will post after photos.

Monday, August 11, 2014

A Garage...Someday a Studio?

I have this garage.  It is a 2-car garage and it is on the first floor of my house...

It is full of the usual clutter found in garages.  And now I am putting all my craft stuff in it too.

We have 2 spare bedrooms and I was hoping to turn one into a craft studio, but that was not to be as too often we actually use them as spare bedrooms and I can't just leave my stuff out in the room.  So I have turned to the garage, which we only use as extra storage as my future space to make things.

Here's the before photo.  Yes, it is a holy mess.  And this should make for a really awesome transformation/before/after set of photos.





Thursday, August 7, 2014

Bread





I'm writing this recipe book on Google Drive and I realized that's a great place to get content for this blog!


So here's the how to bake bread recipe with photos.


I taught myself to bake bread in college using the following book:  Enchanted Broccoli Forest by Mollie Katzen.  She explains everything in a very clear way with drawings of what to look for and expect while making your first loaf of bread.  I could not do it better, but here’s trying…

Basic Bread

1 package dry yeast
½ tablespoon salt
1 cup water
1 cup milk
¼ cup olive oil
As much flour as necessary - 5 cups or so

Bread is very simple - the best bread is only a few ingredients - flour, water, salt, yeast maybe some oil.  All other recipes just riff off this.  

The first step in making bread is allocating at least 3 hours of time.  Yes = it takes this long.  You can do lots of other stuff while you’re doing this because bread takes 10 minutes here, 10 minutes there and then baking, but you have to be there for the whole thing.  


Step one and a half - proof your yeast.  Yeast is ALIVE and it needs to grow - the yeast will be the leavening (rising agent) in the dough.   So you have to wake up the yeast and feed it to get it ready to do its job in the bread.  Take 1 cup of warm water (imagine baby bottle milk warm), a package of dry yeast, a couple tablespoons of flour and put them in a bowl together and stir.  Now go away for at least 5 to 10 minutes.  Go fill the dishwasher or wipe down the counters.  Now come back and check on your yeast.  It should be bubbly and have risen from where it is.  If it isn’t...something is wrong - maybe the water was too hot or the package of yeast was too old.  Start again.  If it looks right, move on to the next paragraph.

Add the rest of the ingredients, milk, flour, salt  and stir that up til it forms a ball of dough. Flour a board and prepare to get messy.  Put the dough onto the board and knead the bejezus out of that thing.  Add more flour as necessary.  You are incorporating more flour into the dough and you will be kneading for 5 minutes or so.  Longer if you are hard core.  Now oil the inside of a big bowl and put the dough in it, rubbing it all up in the oil and flipping it so the top is oiled and shiny.  Cover it with a dishcloth and GO AWAY FOR ONE HOUR!  Go watch and episode of a tv show.


An hour later, you should pull away that dishcloth and have an epic surprise!  The dough should have doubled in size!  Now for the fun part.  PUNCH IT!  Punch that dough in the face!  And it should shrink back like something that shrinks.  Okay, pull the dough out of the bowl and put it on that floured board (I didn’t tell you to clean that up did I?!)  Now knead that dough again - for about 5 minutes or longer if you are still hardcore.  Now you are going to form the bread into the shape it will take when it is baked.  You could braid it or you could form it into a ball or you could put it into a greased loaf pan.  If you are putting it on a baking sheet as a braid or ball or as rolls at this point you can either grease the pan or you could put a sprinkling of corn meal on the pan to keep it from sticking.  If you are doing the loaf pan, grease it because corn meal won’t stick to the sides of the pan…  Now cover it up again with the dishcloth and GO AWAY FOR ANOTHER HOUR!   

About 45 minutes in going away, turn on the oven to 400 degrees.

After an hour has passed, pull the dishcloth off the bread - it should have doubled in size.  DON’T PUNCH IT!  Put it in the oven!  Leave it in there for 30-45 minutes. 

 I bake by smell remember?  When it smells oh my god I want to eat it right now delicious, open the oven door and thump the top of the bread with a knife.  Does it sound kind of hollow?  Pull it out. and set it on a cooling rack or if you don’t own one like me, put it on the top of the stove and walk away.  Just walk away.   Don’t cut into it yet!  Wait like 15 minutes.  

THEN cut into it - you won’t be burning your hands and mouth now. Put butter on that and eat the hell out of it.   Your friends will believe you are amazing and will be begging you to bake bread for them all the time.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Plum Wine Experiment

This is going to be a series of posts because wine takes a long time and a lot of steps.

The plum tree in my yard plummets me with plums in late June, early July.  It is ridiculous how much fruit drops off this tree.  This year the plan was plum wine.

Plum Wine Experiment

I started on June 29th.  20 pounds of plums pitted and cut up and put into a nylon bag and added to sugar (over 10 pounds), campden tablets (kills wild yeast) and water.  Next day, added port wine yeast, nutrient.  Next few days - squeezed bag and smushed down in the primary fermenter - tested - Brix 27, SG 1.115   

The primary fermenter looks like a 6 gallon bucket from home depot but with a spigot and costs about $25 instead of $2.50.  Here begins my rant about how much I spent on this "experiment!"  

All told, I probably spent about $200 if you include the cost of sugar, equipment, etc.  However, this first outlay is the only big one.  Future brewing experiments will only cost the price of ingredients!  That being said, I am figuring this is me paying for Christmas presents 6 months early...


checking brix on 7/3
About 10 days later, July 10th, pulled nylon bag out, threw away and put the "wine" into the secondary fermenter.  

On July 20th tried the wine - and tested the Brix - 10, SG 1.04 - tasted nasty - added some sugar (about 2 cups mixed into some water).


secondary fermenter or carboy on 8/2
Today - August 2nd - pulled the "wine" out of the secondary fermenter back into the primary and cleaned the sediment out of the bottom of the secondary fermenter.  When they say "dregs" they mean gross disgusting looking goo!  That stuff was all cleaned out with hot water and soap.  Then back into the secondary fermenter the "wine" went.  Tested the Brix 21, SG 1.0875  Tasted the "wine".  Tastes a lot better than a week ago.


looking clearer - not quite wine yet...